Anonymous asked: fondle my treebeard?

sure tang u old barky bast

Anonymous asked: someone told me you had a wank over a song? think it was the clown song or something...

how did u find out, how embarrassing,

Anonymous asked: I heard you snort ket

shit, who told u, the feds are on to me now

Anonymous asked: i hate little ragmunchers like you

Why do you have to put me down, you dont know whats going on at home :-(

Anonymous asked: kiss me?

why not

Anonymous asked: OMG, you always look at me dead sexy like in form, and it makes me squirt creamy milk at 70mph from my pussy lips. Please, stop being so sexy.

Omg I feel the same, my cock explodes a red viscousy liquid when ever I see your saggy wrinkled lips